Is this from the esteemed Self-Loathing International?
These idiots want all humans to feel guilt for living.
I think the most practical solution is for all those who feel this way to dig a hole, lie down in it and have someone with some sense cover them up.
That way everyone is happy.
They don't have to feel anguish, and they don't harass everyone else. And all that good organic stuff that makes up their bodies is returned to mother earth to feed the hungry worms and insects.
It's a Win/Win/Win!
The chainsaw was not invented yet. That’s a fine piece of journalism. / sarcasm