101 Ways to Annoy People -Add to the List

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[OrioleFan]

Pay for stuff with pennies.

Wear Rush Limbaugh stuff to a SEIU meeting.

[illiac]

My eyes, my eyes...

[FourPeas]

When having a disagreement with someone, every time they make an assertion, insist that they define their terms.

[DollyCali]

:-)

[Trillian]

Speak only in a “robot” voice.

Watch the movie ‘Grandma’s Boy’ for that one!

[vetvetdoug]

Enter the elevator and face the people staring at the door. It really weirds them out

[Revolting cat!]

Pay the toll for the car behind you (worked best when tolls cost 25 cents.)

[Revolting cat!]

Phone someone at 2AM as the furniture/fridge/TV store delivery truck driver.

[Revolting cat!]

Keep asking your mother: “Are we there yet?!”

[Tainan]

"Are you logged in?"

"IBTZ"

both very annoying.

[DoorGunner]

While working as a professional radio announcer/reporter, affect the use of "Bugsyspeak."

RULES for Bugsyspeak:

1. Pronounce every word with a vocal sneer, a la Bugs Bunny: "Nnnnyaaaaaaa (what's up Doc)."

2. Push as much of your voice through your nose as is possible.

a. If a word ends in a vowel, add an "n" or an "m" to the end of the word.

b. If, on the other hand, a word ends in a consonant, insert the "n" or "m" just before that consonant.

c. Examples: cat=cant; cap=camp; dog=do....

3. Never say "uh."

a. Examples: suddenly=soddenly; butter=botter; tongue=tong.

4. Be careful to mispronounce certain simple words.

a. specifically: tourist=torus; rural=rewel; county=cownee.

5. "valley girl" your "r"s whenever possible: whatever=whutevehrrrr.

6. Last, but most important, use as high-pitched and screechy a tone as possible: (think fingernails on a blackboard.)

;-)

[irishtenor]

Ask the fat person next to you when the baby will be born (even better if it’s a guy)

Hold your watch up to your ear and speak into your lapel.

Only speak in punchlines.

Insist that everything is a shade of green.

[Pan_Yan]

Call anyone who disagrees with you a troll.
Call anyone who asks you to supply a reference a troll.
Call anyone who doubts your logic a troll.
Call anyone who likes a different candidate a troll.
Call anyone who spells something wrong a troll.
Call anyone who doesn’t have a working knowlege of the Taft Hartley act a troll.
Call anyone who signed up less than eight years ago a troll.
Call anyone who agrees with anyone who has ever disagreed with you about anything a troll.
Ping JimRob everytime you think someone is a troll.

[irishtenor]

I am not sure I know all the ramifications of the Taft/Hartley act :>(

[Pan_Yan]

Troll.

[Pan_Yan]

Troll.

[irishtenor]

You posted twice... troll :>)

[a fool in paradise]

Spend the whole day only using vowels for conversation.

Then tomorrow only use consonants.