To: All
Congratulations,
You're the 10,000th Post Winner!!
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Breaking News!
We interrupt this prize to bring you a
special White House Press Briefing,
already in progress--
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That's right, Retrokitten!
It's the craze that's sweeping the nation!
And now you've won your very own ...
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As seen on TV's American Idol,
your fully poseable Big Mike Baby
doesn't talk, cry or wet himself ...
... But he will give you instant sympathy and make
you immune to all forms of criticism!
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Forget something?
Late for work?
ACORN volunteers knocking on your door because
you "incorrectly" filled out your Census form?
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There's no excuse too big for Big Mike Baby!
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Just ask Big Mike himself!
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Congratulations again, RK!
And now, since I can't figure out
a funny way to end this prize,
I'll just distract everyone with this:
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Works every time!
To: silent_jonny
1,045 posted on
04/09/2010 6:05:45 AM PDT by
Bahbah
(Only dead fish go with the flow)
To: silent_jonny
Good morning SJ! Very nice work on the 10,000th post prize.. :)
To: silent_jonny
To: silent_jonny; retrokitten
All I can say is your talent is immeasurable!!
I want to see RK carrying that baby everywhere. Quick retro, you need to start applying for goverment aid and subsidies....universal health care for kids, free head start programs, housing credits and of course the United Negro College Fund.
Now Go!
1,048 posted on
04/09/2010 8:14:02 AM PDT by
twin2
To: silent_jonny
1,049 posted on
04/09/2010 9:00:25 AM PDT by
VampireStateNY
(Bleeding taxpayers dry since 1788!)
To: silent_jonny
Awesome.....I can’t stop laughing...but next time, how about a few Sparkleez for old times sake...
1,050 posted on
04/09/2010 9:40:39 AM PDT by
ken5050
(Save the Earth..It's the only planet with chocolate!!!)
To: silent_jonny; retrokitten
Awesome prize! Can you post some stool photos for us losers and congrats to retrokitten for being at the right post at the right time.
1,052 posted on
04/09/2010 9:44:46 AM PDT by
floriduh voter
(Charlie Crist is Florida's Tanya Harding. SUPPORT MARCO RUBIO, EVERYBODY!)
To: silent_jonny
LMAO!!!
That is hysterical!!! Soooo much more practical then a dream date! :-D
To: silent_jonny
LMAO!!!!!!!! That was hilarious!! Well done!!!
To: silent_jonny
Perfect! Reminds me of WuzzaDem, and that is a big (but not Big Mike) compliment to you!
To: silent_jonny
Most excellent! I love the Gibbs Press Conference. ROFL!
And the lady stopped by the state cop!
WOW! Retro can get out of all kinds of trouble now that she has a Big Mike Baby.
She’ll never have to smell toast and fall on the floor again!
1,058 posted on
04/09/2010 12:48:36 PM PDT by
Palladin
(Regroup, Resist, Reload, Repeat!)
To: silent_jonny
Oh. My. Gosh!!
I dare ANY AI FReeper to read your prize and NOT laugh out loud hysterically!!!!!!!!
It’s genius!!!! I am so jealous of Retrokitten. She will get away with anything she wants today!!
To: silent_jonny
As Siobhan would say: “That’s wicked awesome.”
To: silent_jonny
Bravo, should be a freeper classic!
1,065 posted on
04/09/2010 5:39:49 PM PDT by
Mark was here
(Fighting for freedom is never easy, especially when your enemies are merely fighting for free stuff.)
To: silent_jonny
I’m crying I’m laughing so hard!
1,067 posted on
04/09/2010 6:53:15 PM PDT by
Miss Didi
("After all...tomorrow is another day." Scarlett O'Hara, Gone with the Wind)
To: silent_jonny; retrokitten
I’m laughing hysterically!!! Retrokitten is sooooooo lucky!!!
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