Maybe he was going to edit the clips together and overdub some George Michael beats.
Just what was he recording?
The sound of a satisfying dump?
The pleasure of finally being able to whiz?
Who could ‘toot’ the loudest?
What, the employee timed him? 3 1/2 hrs is pretty precise, what was the employee supposed to be doing?
Or does Walmart, in its well known ‘create jobs for the locals’, pay people to record the COMINGS and GOINGS in the rest room?..