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Posted on 02/24/2010 5:56:08 AM PST by Libloather
Shock jock Howard Stern lines up lovers of Tiger Woods for $100,000 beauty contest
Chris Ayres, Los Angeles
February 24, 2010
As if Tiger Woods’s apology last week for his serial philandering wasn’t enough of a public humiliation, several of his former mistresses have agreed to take part in a beauty pageant in which they will compete for a $100,000 (£65,000) prize.
The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, organised by the US shock jock Howard Stern, will be held on March 10.
So far, only four of the golfer’s former mistresses — out of the 13 identified in the press — have agreed to take part.
They will compete in categories such as “Swimsuit”, “Personality”, and “Talent” to earn the judges’ votes.
When Mr Stern first announced the idea of the pageant, he said that it would take place only if more than three women responded. All of them had to have been named in news publications as lovers of the golfer.
The prize money for Mr Stern’s pageant will be supplied by AshleyMadison.com, a “discreet dating service” company. The site, which has 4.5 million users, advertises itself with the slogan “Life is Short, Have an Affair”.
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Poor Tiger. LOL!
Jeez, why can’t these women get the money honestly by hiring Gloria Alred to extort it from Tiger?
Does Gloria Allred get to sue Stern on behalf of the losers?
I can't wait to see what their 'talents' are.
This is a really good idea!
Ha ha!
Next I envision a Playboy spread - The Girls of Tiger Woods.
I’m sure Gloria Allred will be competing since it involves prostituting yourself for money!
Any questions as to the morals of these women?
What morals are there to question?
That isn't a category.
Howard Stern: The stink on the scum on the bottom of a cockroach’s foot.
Their “assets” are apparent. I want to know what their “talents” are. Who will win Ms Personality?
One of the first questions Howard will ask to the contestants:
“Were you molested by daddy/brother/uncle as a child”
Over/Under on being molested: at least half
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Perhaps a calendar.
LOL. Very good.
Lesson to anyone famous: your vices will come back to haunt you in spades.
No I think this is way too funny. This exposes the skanks for what they are. Trust me, Howard will find a way to embarass them. He always does. Maybe he will have a Head contest. You watch he will do something.
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