[rbosque]

My wife’s cat is a free-loading so & so. She could at least go out and hunt gophers.

[fatnotlazy]

Cats hunt only if their mothers teach them how.

My first cat thought she was a hunter, but her skills left a lot to be desired. One day, there was a half dead wasp hanging out from the sofa cushions. The cat sneaked and crept up to the insect, but when she got close, the wasp moved. My cat jumped about 50 feet into the air. She was scared out of her wits by a half dead wasp.

[Nepeta]

I generally like cats but the thought of worshipping them seems downright nutty.

Bastet was considered the embodiment of motherhood and good luck. Every year, a BIG party was held at her main temple, and everybody who could hopped a boat on the Nile and joined in the fun. As Pagan deities go, she was a pleasant, kindly one.