Chicken deaths blamed on 'El Chupacabras'

upi. ^ | Jan. 13, 2010

[VRWCmember]

camping in the Hill Country

Bare necessities include a good scatter-gun, a good handgun, and a good rifle just in case. My recommendations: Mossberg pump action 12-ga with short barrel and pistol grip; S&W .357 revolver; Winchester Model 1894 .30-30 and you should be prepared for any contingency.

[kenavi]

It is either "el chupacabra" or "los chupacabras", but it cannot be "el (singular) chupacabras (plural)".

So it should either be "Pippis Longstockings" or "Pippi Longstocking"?

[ZX12R]

[JoeProBono]

[ArrogantBustard]

Nonsense! El Chupacabra targets goats. By definition.

The perpetrator in this case must be El Chupapollo.

[paulycy]

Chew pecan bread.

[Ebenezer]

ping

Any Chupacabra incidents in Puerto Rico lately?

[cajuncow]

No, but I had a chalupa incident at Taco Bell.

[cll]

Ah, El Chupacabra. The 90’s version of El Vampiro de Moca (70’s?). A direct relative of El Cuco.

No we haven’t.

[JoeProBono]

[dfwgator]

[tfbcowinafog]

Where there any cucarachas in the chalupa?

[dforest]

Screw the El Chupracabra. We need to be saved from the El Obamacabra.

Far more lethal.

[SunkenCiv]

I hope the bastards didn’t screw up the cole slaw.