Looks like the only one he did not pay for was the hapless, mentally simple (her sister said so) and not very attractive pancake waitress.
Damn. You’re right. Technically, he even bought his wife. I’ve said it a hundred times, if he was a used car salesman and Elen worked at the local Dairy Queen she wouldn’t have given him the time of day. People used to give me hell when I said that...before this stuff broke.