Do stripes make me look fat?
Let’s not tempt him over here. An adult conversation on science is nice for a change.
See, vertical stripes are slimming, horizontal ones make you look fat, so it’s a wash in this case.
What the buffoon doesn't realize is that the continual efforts to refine and revise previously made theories and conclusions is the antithesis of "Temple of Darwin", jackbooted, lockstep, evo-atheist blind adherence to a false god BS he cries daily. But, hey, if he wants to be the pinata at the daily science office party, pick up a stick and have a whack.