Posted on 12/02/2009 12:00:59 PM PST by truthandlife
We’re sure the folks at Golf Digest thought they had a great cover when they put together the January, 2010 issue.
After all getting the President and Tiger on the same cover of a golfing magazine is like a hole in one.
But that was before the Tiger cheating scandals exploded nationally.
Now the headline “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger” is probably making editors at the mag cringe.
How about Obama’s tip to Tiger: Mary an ugly woman, they don’t expect much and are really happy with whatever they get.
or
Buy her a pair $500 sneakers, it works for me.
Two Losers.
Tip #4: Keep the golf clubs in a locked cabinet at home.
looks like woods is going to bop obama with that flag. that front-to-rear posture is also a tad suggestive, from a gay pov...isn’t it?
LOLOLOLOLOL! Sweet!
TIP #1: You must greet the ball properly Barack!! BOW, not squat! BOW to the ball!
Only problem is that Tiger’s tips would be how to attract WOMEN so pantie-waist Big Zero couldn’t use them.
Can't wait to hear the liberals say that golf clubs should be registered, locked in govt approved cabinets and fitted with child safety mechanisms. Even if it saves one cheating spouse, it will be worth it!
Obama: “Hey Tiger, when they said you were a big swinger, I thought they meant on the course.”
If that little blondie messed Tiger up, just imagine what Big Bertha can do to Bambi...
Obama: “Hey Tiger, just be glad it wasn’t Michelle swinging that three iron at you.”
#1 - Never underestimate the importance of a good lie.
#2 - It takes more than rolling your wrist to correct problems with a hooker.
#3 - Be careful who you let handle your balls.
#4 - Don’t send text messages that you wouldn’t want plastered all over the internet.
#5 - Sometimes you should just leave the driver in the bag.
#6 - Don’t leave erotic messages on voice mail.
#7 - Sometimes you need to duck even if you don’t hear somebody yell “FORE!”
#8 - Clean up your divots.
#9 - Penalty strokes can ruin a good score.
#10 - Don’t play the wrong hole.
That’s funny. I’m not sure it is real - but it sure is funny. Obama’s face doesn’t look quite right. And does he really wear a cap with his logo on it? I guess nothing would surprise me though. Unless this was during the campaign.
Someone needs to photoshop the article titles around the pair...
Tiger has made some significant mistakes, but he hasn’t dithered for months putting thousands of American lives at stake. That’s to begin with. I would say that imperfections and all, the president could learn a LOT from Mr. Woods.
Did Obama actually pose for that photo? Sheesh, doesn’t he have a job that doesn’t involve the constant promotion of himself?
LMAO, can you imagine what MICHELLE would have done with that golf club on Tgiving night?
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