[big'ol_freeper]

It was a tough night last night... but here goes...

Green Bay at Cleveland- Packers will grind the Clowns
San Diego at Kansas City- Bolts will strike down the Texans
Indianapolis at St. Louis- Folds will trot over the Lambs
Minnesota at Pittsburgh- Stoolers will poop on the Victims
New England at Tampa Bay- Patriots will embarrass the Tories
San Francisco at Houston- 69ers will drill the Toxins
Buffalo at Carolina- Pandas will salt the Chips
NY Jests at Oakland- Convicts will best the Jests
Atlanta at Dallas- Bender's Cowpies will pluck the Stinky Birds
Chicago at Cincinnati- Bungles will claw the Bearlies
New Orleans at Miami- Fishies will swim by the Aints
Arizona at NY Gnats- Gnats will swat the Buzzards
Philadelphia at Washington- Beagles will bury the Deadskins

Denver- Will hide in case someone notices they are undefeated
Detroit- Will celebrate actually having a winning percentage by not losing
Tennessee- Will watch footage of the 2008 Kitties to perfect their losing
Seattle- Will watch "Football Follies 2009" to see how many scenes they are in
Jacksonville- Will scout out new locations for the franchise to move to
Baltimore- Will try to figure out how the Flacco they are behind the Bungles

You heard it here...

[Bender2]

Re:

Gad... ZOOKS!!!!

I may have to drink the rest of my life... to get that image out of my mind!

Thanks, big! I owe... you big time!

[darkangel82]

Denver won cause of bad Charger playcalling. They’ll have to lose sooner or later.

[cleveland gop]

After a self-imposed 1 week suspension due to FFL overload, I have returned with the week 7 edition of cg’s FEARFUL PICKS!!! And here we go......

Pats over Bucs(in London)Hell, they could play this game on the moon and it wouldn’t matter.....

San Diego over Kansas City—as long as Matt Cassel has a good day, I’m happy. Lots of points in this game me thinks....

Green Bay over the laughingstock of the NFL-—OK, so the Browns might go 1-15.

Pittsburgh over Minnesota—I know Brett Farve has the Midas touch. But not today. Not at Teresa Heinz Field.....He might me seeing Jupiter, Mars and the Moon after a sack too many......

Indy over St. Louis—only question. Do the Colts put 50 up?

Houston over San Francisco—first one to 40 might win. And Matt Schaub is having a hell of a good season.

Carolina over Buffalo—Will the real Deangelo Williams please run over this horrible team?

J-E-T-S over Oakland—Thomas Jones, 200 yards rushing today??

Atlanta over Dallas—Some team in the NFC South is playing good football now other than the Saints which of course leads to....

Saints over Fish—Run the wildcat 30 times today Tony. It won’t matter....

Bengals over Da Bears—This just in ...Matt Forte SUCKS!!

NY Giants over Arizona—I’m thinking Tom Coughlin has the boys locked and loaded

Iggles over Skins—Rumor has it the entire Phillies team will be in DC to give Donovan a big boost. And Jim Zorn, Sherm Lewis, hell Joe Gibbs can’t find a way for Todd Collins to get the ball to Santana Moss....

BYE WEEK TEAMS....

Seattle—wishes Steve Largent can come out of retirement
Detroit—wishes for a winning season. FAT CHANCE
Baltimore—wishes Joe Flacco had receivers to throw to...
Tennessee—Jeff Fisher wishes Peyton Manning was in that jersey, in Titan colors...
Denver—Josh McDaniels wishes no one wakes him up from this dream season
Jacksonville—Jack DelRio wishes for this nightmare to end...

Bonus Fearful Pick......Yankees put the Angels to sleep and NYC’s big sports night is a success...

HAVE AT IT Y’all!!!