[Grut]

Actually, the ruins of Atlantis are in New Jersey, a few miles northeast of Hammonton. I say this confidently because they’ve already been ‘located’ everywhere else and then not found there. ;^)

[Young Werther]

You're wrong. Abraham Lincoln used to summer in Atlantis. My family vacationed there and enjoyed the

Of course now "The Donald" owns the casinos and Atlantis is sinking into the sea once more!