Posted on 10/09/2009 1:04:58 PM PDT by Abundy
MLB announced today that there was no need for a Series and all the carbon emissions it would generate as Obama had announced his intention to win the series.
"We all know he accomplishes everything he puts his mind to, including citizenship, so the Commissioner figured awarding the Series to Him now would help with MLB's required reduction of greenhouse gasses," said source close to MLB.
I’m fine with anything that keeps A-Fraud from getting a ring.
A Fraud will get the ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m going back in time through these, but this is my favorite so far! :)
Reported for smearing the men-who-throw-like-a-girl community. >:(
I heard he just pitched a no hitter in the last game of the world series...
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