Posted on 10/09/2009 11:59:18 AM PDT by Trueblackman
President Obama travels to Egypt today and parts Red Sea in his bid to lead his followers to the promised land.
Barry Williams a Obama supporter was quoted today as saying: "Obama made that guy Moses look like a punk as he was able to part the Red Sea with no words." Yeah Moses was simply a poser with useless trick, said Williams.
Shikeet King was also quoted as saying "With the parting of the waters, I no longer have to worry about feeding my 4 kids as they collected catfish and shrimp and if he can do this he can build me a house in the promise land, that I won't have to pay for!"
I am watching these hilarious threads and this is the best!
The only reason Moses parted the waters was because he couldn’t swim.
You need to get back on the talk shows. That there is funny!
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