Posted on 10/09/2009 11:38:45 AM PDT by Rocco DiPippo
Today, in a stunning and historical move, the world's 1.5 billion Muslims denounced Mohammed as their prophet, claiming that a recently corrected typographical error in the Sunnah shows that the correct spelling of The Prophet(PBUH)is "Obama."
In a message to the faithful, respected Muslim scholar Mullah Omar BPUH (Bombs Be Upon Him) said, "We have been incorrectly calling The Perfect Man "Mohammed" when his actual name is "Obama."
In joyous celebration of this stunning revelation, Muslims in Gaza burned cars and stabbed suspected Jewish shopkeepers, Muslims in Karachi drove a schoolbus loaded with 2,000lbs of C-4 into a busy market place, Muslims in Iraq blew up several hundred fellow Muslims and Muslims in Great Britain were given vouchers worth 15,000 British Pounds for each relative they could convince to immigrate there. All these activities took place to shouts of "Obama Akbar!"
(Excerpt) Read more at .thereligionofpeace.com ...
I like that :) Obama Akhbar indeed.
OBAMA al-MAHDI!
Will Muslims now face DC when they pray?
Did he pop out of that well in Iran, or just out of a cake for Olberman and Williams?
Sadly, this one may be true and accurate.
Ah.....peess be upon BOTH of them.
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