[Landru]

"The young teenagers were playing by the waterfront in a Panama lake near Cerro Azul when the bald beast emerged from a cave behind a waterfall. They started screaming as it shuffled out 'as if to attack them'..But in a 'desperate bid to defend themselves' four children grabbed rocks from the beach and hurled them at the beast."

Was just James Car-vile, and they killed 'em.
Ol' Serpent Head got stoned for the first time in a way he really never envisioned, too.

How will zerO ever handle the inevitable ensuing diplomatic flap.

[stephenjohnbanker]

I was thinking maybe Ted Kennedy.