[Senator_Blutarski]

This is madness. What's next? Will they sell meat only in small cubes so knives can be eliminated from the kitchen and dining room?

Of course, forks can also be used as weapons. And bricks, bats, hammers, chainsaws, pipes, rocks, sticks, axes, boards, hacksaws, glass bottles, tire irons, shovels, and hoes are all dangerous. Let's ban all of them!

And let's keep those dangerous packs of Boy Scouts off the street. Who knows when they might attack an elderly lady at a cross walk?

[Daffynition]

Food in smaller proportions. Novel idea!