Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris, is my child, actor Mark Lester says

The New York Daily News ^ | August 8th 2009 | Samuel Goldsmith

[WestTexasWend]

So it’s NOT Zsa-Zsa’s hubby, Frederic Prinz von Anhalt?

[Travis McGee]

“Please sir, I want some more.”

[Wally_Kalbacken]

You beat me to it. I enjoy a good hoax - and given the bizarre circumstances of Jackson’s life - there will be plenty of opportunities for false claims to this or that aspect of his circus-like life. I was counting on the Prinz.

[Shimmer1]

Yeah yeah, let’s see Harriet, sweet Harriet! (ref: So I Married an Ax Murderer)

[Shimmer1]

I would look beyond skin color. I think she’s part something...Spanish? Central American?

[TRY ONE]

“I will never look at this picture in quite the same way ever again.....”

Just pretend that Lester is holding up a bowl of his sperm!

Now, feel better? :-)

[Irish Eyes]

Can we just say that he smells money in the air.

[GOP Poet]

bookmark

[KittyKares]

Guess I shouldn’t reveal that I fathered Blanket.

LOL!

Oh why not. The line forms on the right.

[doug from upland]

Okay, so who is the sperm donor responsible for Barack Hussein Obama?

[Impy]

I thought Rosie O’Donnell fathered blanket. :o

[Impy]

He is Rosemary’s baby.

[brwnsuga]

Tink has more discriminating taste, I think.