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My Daughter, 13, Got Pregnant by Swimming in Hotel Pool, Claims Mother
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Posted on 07/10/2009 9:58:32 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59
That’s nothing, I heard about this girl who got pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat.
And then, there was this one time, at band camp...
:-)
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:04:51 AM PDT
by
DemforBush
(Somebody wake me when sanity has returned to the nation.)
To: Perdogg
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:05:14 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: Dallas59
ROTFLMBO!!!
Hope fully it wasn’t the shallow end of the gene pool!
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:06:02 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
(Time to CLEAN HOUSE (AND Senate!!!) Kick their butts to the curb!!)
To: Dallas59
Betcha the baby looks like Mrs. Kwiatkowska’s husband.
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:06:12 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:06:15 AM PDT
by
Perdogg
(Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
To: Dallas59
“daughter, 13, got pregnant by swimming in hotel pool”
So, perhaps she should stop SCR3WING there!!!
To: Dallas59
“.....the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with ‘stray sperm’ in the water.....”
Oooh.....I HATE when that happens. But is she sure it wasn’t from the doorknob to the dressing room?
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:07:09 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
(There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply. W.C. Fields)
To: Dallas59
Lots of girls get pregnant in pools. In hot tubs, too.
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:09:05 AM PDT
by
Buck W.
(The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
To: Perdogg
Could have been dropped out of the hotel window...
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:10:13 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: Dallas59
“stray sperm”?...those Egyptian pools must be nasty!
To: Dallas59
Oh, Goody! I’ve been looking around for that all day! :)
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:11:47 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Dallas59
Is that a Kielbasa? Oh,never mind.
To: Dallas59
and you call that the Tractor Story??
To: adversarial
They must not use Chlorine int he pools as only an Infidel pool would use chlorine.
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:13:30 AM PDT
by
GraceG
To: ClearCase_guy
Based on a VERY scientific study in a nearby thread, I’d say that an exceptionally ugly man must have been in the pool at about that time. Yeah...ugly men get laid so seldom that sperm must be secreting from their pores. %^{
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:13:34 AM PDT
by
6ppc
(It's torch and pitchfork time)
To: Dallas59
Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.
This is why it is so important for people to get tags for their sperm and keep it in the yard or indoors. You never know what will happen with stray sperm...
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:13:38 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: adversarial
....or Ms. Kwiatkowskas daughter is....
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:14:41 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: Dallas59
Oh,yeah: that happens a lot !
There are also clergymen who contract STDs from toilet seats......and stuff.
To: LottieDah
To: LottieDah
plus they must have been some real fighters, to not only survive the chlorine but to be able to get past the swimsuit too.
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posted on
07/10/2009 10:23:11 AM PDT
by
Cyclone59
(Everything that hits the fan is not evenly distributed)
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