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Complete this Manny Ramirez joke
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Posted on 07/08/2009 7:54:08 PM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule

As you know Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games for using a female fertility drug. Tonight he hit his first Home Run since coming back. However, the was an awkward moment in the Dodger dugout after the HR. Instead of giving him a high-five they gave him a ____________.


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KEYWORDS: baseball; mlb; ramirez
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1 posted on 07/08/2009 7:54:09 PM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule
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To: DOGHEAD

Good one. I was going to say “an air hug”.


3 posted on 07/08/2009 7:57:04 PM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule (There might just be too many metrosexuals in AMerica to allow Sarah Palin to become President)
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To: fkabuckeyesrule; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games for using a female fertility drug. . . . Instead of giving him a high-five they gave him a . . .

. . . standing ovulation.

(It's just Manny being womanny.)

4 posted on 07/08/2009 7:57:33 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Manny being womanny.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good one.


5 posted on 07/08/2009 7:59:09 PM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule (There might just be too many metrosexuals in AMerica to allow Sarah Palin to become President)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Excellent reply! hehehe


6 posted on 07/08/2009 7:59:33 PM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd, Medea Benjamin - The Axis of Ugly)
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To: fkabuckeyesrule

an injection.


7 posted on 07/08/2009 8:00:10 PM PDT by Batman11 (Chicago, Land of Lincoln who freed the slaves and Land of Obama who enslaved the free.)
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To: fkabuckeyesrule

“As you know Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games for using a female fertility drug. Tonight he hit his first Home Run since coming back. However, the was an awkward moment in the Dodger dugout after the HR. Instead of giving him a high-five they gave him a ____________.”

Tampon.


8 posted on 07/08/2009 8:00:23 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: fkabuckeyesrule

a cup to pee in.


9 posted on 07/08/2009 8:01:07 PM PDT by Batman11 (Chicago, Land of Lincoln who freed the slaves and Land of Obama who enslaved the free.)
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To: DOGHEAD

not cool lets not stoop to that here


10 posted on 07/08/2009 8:01:21 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom King of sarcasim)
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To: GOP_Raider

PING!


11 posted on 07/08/2009 8:01:27 PM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule (There might just be too many metrosexuals in AMerica to allow Sarah Palin to become President)
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To: Kirkwood

They traded him to the Tampax Bay Rays.


12 posted on 07/08/2009 8:01:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Manny being womanny.)
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To: fkabuckeyesrule

A good needling.


13 posted on 07/08/2009 8:01:36 PM PDT by o-n-money
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To: fkabuckeyesrule

Would taking a female fertility drug make you grow boobs or something? Maybe he could use a sports bra.


14 posted on 07/08/2009 8:02:16 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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To: fkabuckeyesrule

He was named Player of That Time of Month.


15 posted on 07/08/2009 8:02:24 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Manny being womanny.)
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To: fkabuckeyesrule

purple nurple.


16 posted on 07/08/2009 8:03:47 PM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: fkabuckeyesrule

drug test


17 posted on 07/08/2009 8:03:49 PM PDT by mmichaels1970
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To: smokingfrog

or a bro.....


18 posted on 07/08/2009 8:04:10 PM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: fkabuckeyesrule

wizanator


19 posted on 07/08/2009 8:04:18 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom King of sarcasim)
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To: fkabuckeyesrule

—lipstick and a mirror.


20 posted on 07/08/2009 8:05:07 PM PDT by Palladin (Let's help Sarah take back America!)
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