Her flapper dress is missing argyles and the belt under the boobs.
I thought she was sneaking off with the shake shingles from the playhouse roof...
But as another pointed out, the dress is too long. Who likes to walk in a too long straight skirt? I read she has a personal tailor, who is the guardian of the well-kept secrets of her figure. Does this person have eyesight? If so, why are her clothes either too tight, too short, or too long? Michelle is obviously totally fashion knowledge unconscious, but what's with the tailor who fixes her clothes? Too bad, really, she could have been such a good example.
Looking at her calves, however, we know why she usually wears pants, too bad she doesn't keep those giant upper arms covered more often! I really hate to pick on someone's physical size or shape, and usually do not. But even the most unshapely of persons can dress well, appropriately, and in things that fit properly, as we have seen time and time again. Michelle just does not do this, so all of her flaws are apparent and emphasized.
She wears too tight skirts and pants too tight in the crotch - to the point of looking vulgar not at all ladylike; tops/sweaters/jackets that do not fit are tight in the sleeves (when they have sleeves) and are often wrinkled; belts worn too high that negatively accentuate her high-waist, large hips, and small bustline; and the lack of proper undergarments that, if correct, would help her immensely. Her jewelry is often gaudy and overdone, her colors of clothing do not match or even compliment each other, and there are those constant wide belts...ugh! And...just how many wigs does Michelle have? Her hair always looks different. If they are so proud of their African heritage...why all the straight (like white women) hair wigs and not a natural look or hair-do?
And, boy does she seen sour in most of these pics. Does this woman ever seem happy? Maybe her panties are always too tight, too, LOL.