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Man hires impotent neighbour to impregnate his wife... then sues
Yahoo! News via Newsvine ^ | Tue Apr 21, 2009 | None given

Posted on 04/21/2009 4:14:16 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion

A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.

It gets weirder.

Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.

The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.

Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."

After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.


TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: culture; lazyspermys; nobullets; novalues; racetothebottom; society; sterile; whattheheck
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1 posted on 04/21/2009 4:14:16 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

Oh man...how many jokes are there about this?


2 posted on 04/21/2009 4:15:19 PM PDT by jessduntno (When POTUS is used in reference to Obama, does the TU stand for Totally Useless?)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

That right there is funny I don’t care who you are.


3 posted on 04/21/2009 4:16:47 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion
-- Maus tried to impregnate Traute. --

Even the last names are funny.

4 posted on 04/21/2009 4:18:33 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

He was in the middle of negotiating a five-year contract when the truth came out.


5 posted on 04/21/2009 4:18:53 PM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

Wait, wait, he’s gotta give the money back?

Neighbor screwed by wife and neighbor while screwing neighbor

The only thing missing there is the blank wielding neighbor being a driver too.


6 posted on 04/21/2009 4:19:04 PM PDT by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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To: jessduntno

“How many jokes are there about this?”

None, really. It’s just sad and shows how immoral this generation has become. . also how gullible. Horrible examples for their children who can’t help but know all the sordid details inherent in this shameful episode due to the outcome.


7 posted on 04/21/2009 4:19:27 PM PDT by Twinkie
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

Oh WOW! Where to start??


8 posted on 04/21/2009 4:20:23 PM PDT by ninergold3 ("Has it ever occurred to you that nothing occurs to God?" -Mark Lowry)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion
a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.

Talk about swimming upstream!

9 posted on 04/21/2009 4:21:06 PM PDT by JennysCool (Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything. -- Wyatt Earp)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

Lets see...attempt to impregnate a former beauty queen 3x a week for 6-months and get paid for doing it...all the while knowing that you can not have children...not a bad gig if you can get it. Somehow I d not believe my wife would approve. The things people will do *shaking head*


10 posted on 04/21/2009 4:21:11 PM PDT by PLKIng
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sounds like an episode of the Jerry Springer show.


11 posted on 04/21/2009 4:21:12 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

I never saw the movie, but isn’t this the plot of The Big Chill. Or Die Grosse Kuehle?


12 posted on 04/21/2009 4:21:51 PM PDT by nickcarraway (Are the Good Times Really Over?)
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To: Jeff Head

LOL!!!


13 posted on 04/21/2009 4:22:53 PM PDT by taildragger (Palin / Mulally 2012)
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To: jessduntno; All
OK, who's first to bring up a funnel joke?


14 posted on 04/21/2009 4:23:22 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Thomas Paine on one shoulder, and St. Anger on the other.)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

Wow. Now that’s a news story! That would be a great story line for a soap opera.


15 posted on 04/21/2009 4:24:04 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force." George Washington)
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...which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.

Ruh Roh Raggy.

16 posted on 04/21/2009 4:24:09 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Our Savior who art in Washinton, hollow be His graven image.)
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To: jessduntno
Turkey baster?


17 posted on 04/21/2009 4:25:15 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Thomas Paine on one shoulder, and St. Anger on the other.)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion
dr phil Pictures, Images and Photos

Dr Phil is taking a cram course in conversational German

18 posted on 04/21/2009 4:25:36 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Twinkie

“None, really. It’s just sad and shows how immoral this generation has become. . also how gullible.”

Yeah, like the morals of the people of Stuttgart, Germany are special...to anyone...get a grip...lighten up...if you see no humor in this ask the attendants to hide the sharp objects...the Trout can’t get the Mouse pregnant because it’s shooting blanks, the Mouse’s wife has two kids that look just like Der MailMon...c’mon...this is priceless...


19 posted on 04/21/2009 4:26:04 PM PDT by jessduntno (When POTUS is used in reference to Obama, does the TU stand for Totally Useless?)
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To: jessduntno
Dare I say it - marinade injector?


20 posted on 04/21/2009 4:26:09 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Thomas Paine on one shoulder, and St. Anger on the other.)
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