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Man hires impotent neighbour to impregnate his wife... then sues
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| Tue Apr 21, 2009
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Posted on 04/21/2009 4:14:16 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion
A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.
It gets weirder.
Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.
The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.
Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of 2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.
When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."
After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.
TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: culture; lazyspermys; nobullets; novalues; racetothebottom; society; sterile; whattheheck
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion
Oh man...how many jokes are there about this?
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:15:19 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(When POTUS is used in reference to Obama, does the TU stand for Totally Useless?)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
That right there is funny I don’t care who you are.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:16:47 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
-- Maus tried to impregnate Traute. --
Even the last names are funny.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:18:33 PM PDT
by
Yardstick
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
He was in the middle of negotiating a five-year contract when the truth came out.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:18:53 PM PDT
by
Jeff Head
(Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
Wait, wait, he’s gotta give the money back?
Neighbor screwed by wife and neighbor while screwing neighbor
The only thing missing there is the blank wielding neighbor being a driver too.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:19:04 PM PDT
by
kingu
(Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
To: jessduntno
“How many jokes are there about this?”
None, really. It’s just sad and shows how immoral this generation has become. . also how gullible. Horrible examples for their children who can’t help but know all the sordid details inherent in this shameful episode due to the outcome.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:19:27 PM PDT
by
Twinkie
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:20:23 PM PDT
by
ninergold3
("Has it ever occurred to you that nothing occurs to God?" -Mark Lowry)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute. Talk about swimming upstream!
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:21:06 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything. -- Wyatt Earp)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
Lets see...attempt to impregnate a former beauty queen 3x a week for 6-months and get paid for doing it...all the while knowing that you can not have children...not a bad gig if you can get it. Somehow I d not believe my wife would approve. The things people will do *shaking head*
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:21:11 PM PDT
by
PLKIng
To: Slings and Arrows
Sounds like an episode of the Jerry Springer show.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:21:12 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
I never saw the movie, but isn’t this the plot of The Big Chill. Or Die Grosse Kuehle?
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:21:51 PM PDT
by
nickcarraway
(Are the Good Times Really Over?)
To: Jeff Head
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:22:53 PM PDT
by
taildragger
(Palin / Mulally 2012)
To: jessduntno; All
OK, who's first to bring up a funnel joke?
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:23:22 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(Thomas Paine on one shoulder, and St. Anger on the other.)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
Wow. Now that’s a news story! That would be a great story line for a soap opera.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:24:04 PM PDT
by
TheConservativeParty
("Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force." George Washington)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
...which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.Ruh Roh Raggy.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:24:09 PM PDT
by
Professional Engineer
(Our Savior who art in Washinton, hollow be His graven image.)
To: jessduntno
Turkey baster?
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:25:15 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(Thomas Paine on one shoulder, and St. Anger on the other.)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
Dr Phil is taking a cram course in conversational German
To: Twinkie
“None, really. Its just sad and shows how immoral this generation has become. . also how gullible.”
Yeah, like the morals of the people of Stuttgart, Germany are special...to anyone...get a grip...lighten up...if you see no humor in this ask the attendants to hide the sharp objects...the Trout can’t get the Mouse pregnant because it’s shooting blanks, the Mouse’s wife has two kids that look just like Der MailMon...c’mon...this is priceless...
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:26:04 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(When POTUS is used in reference to Obama, does the TU stand for Totally Useless?)
To: jessduntno
Dare I say it -
marinade injector?
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:26:09 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(Thomas Paine on one shoulder, and St. Anger on the other.)
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