Well, it’s Black Hawk Down for Obama...
Other pirates are coming bringing hostages and stolen boats.
OH OBAMA, RAISE THY STAFF AND QUELL THESE HARSH HEARTS (snicker-snicker). BRING FORTH JUSTICE AND PEACE (snicker-snicker-snicker). HOLD HANDS AND SAY GUM-BY-YAH, REACH THE PIRATE’S SENSE OF JUSTICE, CHANGE THEIR HEARTS (chuckling).
LOL LOL LOL LOL
End results: (a) dead hostages or (b) paid ransom and (c) pirates smelling blood.
This ain’t Jack Sparrow...savvy?