Eminem Is as Edgy as a Potato

Fox News ^ | Wednesday, April 08, 2009 | By Greg Gutfeld

[Perdogg]

So in Eminem's new video, he's in the sack with a Sarah Palin clone when he breaks wind.

How edgy.

How in your face.

Way to speak truth to power — even if it's from your ass.

But what do you expect from a white, balding rapper about to hit 40 and desperately clinging to any shred of relevance — not unlike his white, balding fans already over forty desperately clinging to jobs in telemarketing.

[Perdogg]

Makes fun of Jessica Simpson,Tony Romo,Sarah Palin, Ellen, Brtiney Spears, Lilo and Sam, Amy Whinehouse, and Kim Kardassian.

viewer discretion advised, but you are an adult

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DptkI0EY6ZY

[Perdogg]

ping

[al baby]

Such a bitter little man

[fkabuckeyesrule]

****But what do you expect from a white, balding rapper about to hit 40 and desperately clinging to any shred of relevance — not unlike his white, balding fans already over forty desperately clinging to jobs in telemarketing.****

Touche!

[LongElegantLegs]

I love Redeye SO MUCH.

[randog]

Sounds like a broadway show tune. Perhaps his audience is gay 40-somethings clinging to their telemarketing jobs.

[Perdogg]

that’s going to leave a mark!

[ETL]

Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd, Ex-Klansman
by Michelle Malkin (March 8, 2001)

Ex-Klansman Robert Byrd, the senior senator from West Virginia, casually used the phrase "white nigger" twice on national TV this weekend. Enraged civil rights groups organized a protest campaign against Sen. Byrd and demanded that he undergo sensitivity training ... not.

The ex-Klansman, you see, is a Democrat. Democrats can join hate groups and utter the ugliest racial slurs and get away with it because they are Democrats. They belong to the party of racial tolerance and understanding. They're paragons of virtue, and the rest of us are bigoted rubes.

The ex-Klansman showed his true colors when asked by Fox News Sunday morning talk show host Tony Snow about the state of race relations in America. Sen. Byrd warned: "There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word. We just need to work together to make our country a better country, and I'd just as soon quit talking about it so much."
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=383

[Perdogg]

I know, I am still wait for “Jerry’s subs and Pizza” to do a radio spot mocking 0bama.

[airborne]

Marshall should stick to what he knows best.

Abusing his mother, ex wife and daughter.

[missycocopuffs]

Well that was dumb, and I am dumber for having watched it.

Seriously, though, where does dysfunctional Eminem get off commenting on current popular culture dysfunctionals?

[hunter112]

Is this little puke still famous? I hadn’t heard anything about him for the last couple of years, I was hoping his fifteen minutes was up.

[sbark]

Its not rap.....unless its crap....

[Randy Larsen]

Relax folks...He just wants some attension!

[lilylangtree]

Dork is as dorks are. This uncouth piece of humanity isn’t any different.

[ETL]

Unbelievably disgusting and violent lyrics to this twisted idiot’s songs here:

http://www.eminem.net/lyrics/

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

He has a ‘chocolate chip’ on his shoulder. Just like Spike Lee. Good GRIEF!

[Steel Bill]

Liberals call that tuff luv. Keep your knees and feet together and do an outstanding PLF and jump up and shout Airborne. Get in the gig pit you simpering Airborne wanna be.

[ETL]

Rapper 'Ludacris'

Lyrics to Ludacris' Obama rap song, "Obama Is Here":

"Hey... I'm back on it

like I just signed my record deal, yeah the best is here

The Bentley Coupe paint is drippin wet, it got sex appeal

Never shoulda hated, you never shoulda doubted him

With a slot in the President's iPod, Obama shouted him

Said I handled my biz and I'm one of his favorite rappers

Well give Luda a special pardon if I'm ever in the slammer

Better yet put me in office, make me a Vice President

Hillary hated on you so that bitch is irrelevant

Now Jesse talkin slick and apologizin for WHAT~?!

If you said it then you MEANT it how you want it, head or gut

And all you other politicians tryin to hate on my man

Watch us win majority vote in every STATE on my man

You cain't stop what's 'bout to happen, we 'bout to make history

The first black President it's destined and it's meant to be

The threats ain't fazin us, the nooses or the jokes

Get off your ass black people it's time to get out and vote

Paint the White House black and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified

McCain don't belong in ANY chair unless he's paralyzed

Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped

Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wraps

Cause what you talkin I hear nothin even relevant

And you the worst of all 43 Presidents

Get out and vote, or the end'll be near

And the world is ready for change cause Obama is here

YEAHHH! Cause Obama is here

The world is ready for change cause Obama is here

Yeahhhh, cause Obama is here

Say world is ready for change cause Obama is here

Hey!

http://lyrics.rapbasement.com/Ludacris_Politics%20(Obama%20Is%20Here)_lyrics_2129.html

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