[allmost]

slightly messy and the floor has no carpet but does have a piece of carpet if you have rugs or something

At least he's honest, eh?

[DirtyHarryY2K]

slightly messy and the floor has no carpet but does have a piece of carpet if you have rugs or something

Perhaps the carpet was used to haul out the last body?

Sounds creepy, wouldn't want any of my family living with this dude..