“They say if it lasts more than four hours that you need to go to the hospital and seek a doctors help immediately. OK I’m going to the hospital alright, but I’m going to wear that gown backwards and show it off for the whole world to see.” - Jeff Foxworthy
I came up with the one “If it lasts over four hours call your Doctor. Heck, if it lasts over four hours I’m calling my hunting buddies, my brother, my ex-wife,....” (I imagine others have too!!)