[RansomOttawa]

Police found a missing 15-year-old Holyoke boy late last night in hotel room in Morgantown, W. Va., with his eighth-grade teacher.

I take it this neck of the woods is a bit rustic? I was three years into high school by the time I was 15.

[Beeman]

Two points: 1. Notice that it was the first year for her as a teacher. 2. She is extremely ugly. She became a teacher to get a boyfriend. We will probably learn that she was the virgin and he was teaching her.

[buccaneer81]

I take it this neck of the woods is a bit rustic?

Holyoke? No way. It's the Hispanic Hood. Looks like the South Bronx used to look in 1980.

[Jaxter]

Some areas of West Virginia are indeed rustic, but if you read the article you’ll find out the the student and teacher aren’t actually from there. They’re from Massachusetts.

[MadelineZapeezda]

I take it this neck of the woods is a bit rustic?

Fastest growing city in the state

College town, home to WVU