That’s like
No beads at Mardi Gras.
No playmates at Playboy mansion.
No conservatives in the GoP.
(shudder)
Heh!
That’s like no beads at Mardi Gras?....
Not quite....beads don’t quite compare to hairy asses stuck on bike seats...
Aw, man! I ran the bay-to-breakers once. This nekkid chick passed me, she has nothing on but sneekers!
Improved my time considerably.
Man, that chick could run.
Which makes sense ...
Well, the third one is true...