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Scarlett Johansson 'baffled' by why men have nipples
ibtimes.com ^ | 1/3/09 | ibtimes.com

Posted on 02/03/2009 5:51:27 PM PST by melt

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To: JRios1968; Old Sarge; Allegra; Xenalyte; cyborg
Seriously though.

How would I ever get to use the word vestigial--withOUT talking about my little pink piggy tail--if it weren't for the mannips?

61 posted on 02/03/2009 6:48:20 PM PST by Petronski (For the next few years, Gethsemane will not be marginal. We will know that garden. -- Cdl. Stafford)
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To: Paul Heinzman
You wish. ;)
62 posted on 02/03/2009 6:49:15 PM PST by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan

I’ll by that for a nippl..I mean nickle.


63 posted on 02/03/2009 6:49:24 PM PST by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: melt
Why do [certain] blondes have vestigial brains?
64 posted on 02/03/2009 6:52:12 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The death cult wants death, the Israelis want peace. I, for one, see only one solution.)
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To: melt

She’s probably envious that men don’t have “nipple envy.”


65 posted on 02/03/2009 6:55:44 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: melt

Why don’t Hollywood starlets have common sense. It seems her brain would rattle around in her head like a BB in a boxcar.

Of course, no one is truly interested in her intellect.


66 posted on 02/03/2009 6:59:29 PM PST by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: Petronski
The U.S. Constitution is now a vestigal document in the era of The One (piss be upon him).

There, how's that?

67 posted on 02/03/2009 7:02:02 PM PST by Old Sarge (Obama Dozed, People Froze)
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To: melt

The answer is “42”


68 posted on 02/03/2009 7:02:31 PM PST by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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To: yarddog

They develop before the sex is really formed so men and women have them.


69 posted on 02/03/2009 7:02:34 PM PST by Stepan12 (Palin & Bolton in 2012)
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To: allmendream
You wish. ;)

I wish!
but I know better...

70 posted on 02/03/2009 7:07:52 PM PST by meyer (We are all John Galt)
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To: melt
Some men have double nipples!


71 posted on 02/03/2009 7:13:52 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: durasell; Lee'sGhost

Yep, seen that article and articles like it.
And actually, no, there is no conclusive answer to this question. There are only theories. Even the gene explanation does not answer the question, Why are the genes that way? In other words, why do men start out as women and then RETAIN this seemingly unnecessary attribute? Or, for those who believe in a higher power, why did God do it that way? Or (and now I’m getting into “New Age” territory), for those who believe that we all collectively are God and that gene patterns are simply the physical manifestation of mass-consciousness decisions, why did WE choose to design ourselves that way?

For me, as silly and trivial as the original question may seem, to actually answer the question conclusively requires some deep pondering, which means that the question does not have a conclusive answer. Even the scientists don’t all agree with the sciam.com guy’s “conclusive” explanation.


72 posted on 02/03/2009 7:26:06 PM PST by RepublitarianRoger2
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To: melt

What a bimbo. How about, “because they are part of the human race!”


73 posted on 02/03/2009 7:33:25 PM PST by Gumdrop
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74 posted on 02/03/2009 7:34:50 PM PST by School of Rational Thought (CPA, MBA needs a job - referrals welcome)
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To: melt

Scarlett, if that’s her real name, oughta sign on here and join the evo flame wars!


75 posted on 02/03/2009 7:34:56 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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76 posted on 02/03/2009 7:36:32 PM PST by School of Rational Thought (CPA, MBA needs a job - referrals welcome)
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To: yarddog
Actually it is not as stupid as most of what she says. Why do men have nipples? They obviously never develop so why even have them at all.

You know how GM and other car makers use common frames for different models?

You think they came up with that original design?

No.

Until the chromosomes kick in to make what is meant to be, the human embryo can go either way. From an efficiency of design perspective: make common parts and modify from there. Eggs become testes, nipples with or without mammary glands. The male package is the inverse of the female one.

Simplicity of design; not hard to understand at all. Well, unless you're a Hollywierd starlet with bigger boobs than brains. Not that we should hold that against her.

77 posted on 02/03/2009 7:43:39 PM PST by AFreeBird
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To: AFreeBird

So why aren’t the nipples “modified out” of the male design completely? Don’t really need ‘em. Yet, there they are.

And males do have mammary glands.


78 posted on 02/03/2009 7:49:35 PM PST by RepublitarianRoger2
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To: allmendream

OK, then why do hermaphrodites have nipples?


79 posted on 02/03/2009 7:55:58 PM PST by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: melt
Scarlett Johansson 'baffled' by why men have nipples

Hey, Scarlett! Why do women have a clitoris? It's just a mini-penis without a urethra.
80 posted on 02/03/2009 7:57:30 PM PST by aruanan
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