[ExGeeEye]

Some men will play a child’s game.

They will collect huge paychecks.

Media people and members of the public will shower half of them with adulation, half with disparagement.

At least one murder, 25 assault and batteries, and 500 emergency room visits due to physical injury, and 5 for alcohol poisoning, will result. Depending on the home city of the losing team (as opposed to “Losers”, which defines the entirety of the NFL and a good chunk of its fan base), there may be a car fire and several arrests for vandalism and looting.

I don’t care if you don’t think this is funny. It’s not meant to be.

The really sad part...I no longer care if all of that comes true.

[azsportsterman]

So you’re a Lions fan, huh?

[death2tyrants]

At least one murder, 25 assault and batteries, and 500 emergency room visits due to physical injury, and 5 for alcohol poisoning, will result.

What a silly prediction. There will be alot more than five alcohol poisonings.