[WarEagle]

This was a Maltese, not a poodle, about 10 pounds and 7 or 8 inches at the withers.

If Chirac got attacked by Ratatoulle the mouse he'd surrender.

Could it be that the Chiracs are the stupidest dog owners in history? Some jokes truly do write themselves.

[yorkie]

You are right, WarEagle - the headline was wrong - the dog that attacked him is a Maltese - such as this one:

Vicious, depressed attack dog
Causes injury to Former French President!

[peeps36]

I’m trying to figure out what they mean when they say he was mauled? Maybe Pepe Le pew took a chunk out of Jock’s beak when he tried to give him a kiss.