Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay

Breitbart ^ | Jan 14, 2009

[RDTF]

Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

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[RDTF]

video:

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=258683

[xcamel]

Put on your hazard suit and check here...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2164598/posts

[Perdogg]

I would say someting, but it could get me banned from FR.

[KoRn]

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[RDTF]

gotta love the thread police

[Larry Lucido]

No, I said I want Reeses Pieces, not rhesus feces!

[IrishPennant]

Would it involve feces throwing monkeys in DC?

[xcamel]

I figure you would enjoy some of the included imagery...

[MAD-AS-HELL]

sure that it’s not AL Franken?

[mnrep]

The video isn’t that clear. Was that monkey wearing a crusty pant-suit? Hillary? That you?

[Sarah Barracuda]

I’d pay good money for this monkey to be in a room with a bunch of liberals

[SERKIT]

...monkey known to throw feces when mad...

We can only hope that this will be Governor Rod Blagojevich during the impeachment trial, and some of it sticking to The One.

[Sarah Barracuda]

The video isn’t that clear. Was that monkey wearing a crusty pant-suit? Hillary? That you?

Shame on you Barack Obama..shame on you LOL

[Perdogg]

You are getting very warm

[RDTF]

LOL - yes

[OCC]

Keith was in Tampa Tuesday?

[skeeter]

The monkey’s name is Franken.

[Sarah Barracuda]

I wouldn’t mind the monkey getting his hands on him

[The Duke]

"Hey, you got rhesus on my peanut butter!"

[South40]

I would say someting, but it could get me banned from FR.

No need. He's not in Florida.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Probably wants to join Code Pink. It will fit right in.

[Perdogg]

What did feeces throwing monkeys ever do to deserve that insult?

[omega4179]

Thats normal for Tampa.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

All monkeys throw their sh*t.

[allmendream]

That was GOOD!

[earlJam]

Zookeeper: He’s just an innocent primate.

Kramer: So am I.

[Oratam]

Did he match this ape's description? If so, old news.

[StAntKnee]

“No, I said I want Reeses Pieces, not rhesus feces!”

Post of the day!!

[RichInOC]

[cue “Jump Around” by House of Pain]

[berdie]

I love innuendo. It creates an atmosphere for the imagination to grow.

[pankot]

Must be a member of Congress; offer him a choice committee appointment and he is sure to come in.

[TigersEye]

How do they know it’s a monkey? Aren’t there a lot of liberals in Tampa?

[Slings and Arrows]

I didn't know Barney Frank was in Florida.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

" I’d pay good money for this monkey to be in a room with a bunch of liberals "
Yeah, the monkey would say " the hell with this crap, these liberals scare me, I'm out of here ".

[Prophet in the wilderness]

" All monkeys throw their sh*t. "
Correction : All monkeys liberals throw their sh*t.

[MeekOneGOP]

** I didn’t know Barney Frank was in Florida. **

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hehehe!

Bwaney Fwank ... “Banking Queen”

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&fkt=1081&fsdt=13168&q=barney+frank+banking+queen&btnG=Google+Search&aq=0&oq=Barney+Frank+Banking

I am really queer,
as a three dollar bill,

I am the Banking Queen !!!!

[MeekOneGOP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCEF-dNdeXo

[dixiechick2000]

LOL!

Very good!

[dixiechick2000]

Omigosh!

That song cracks me up!

It’s one of Paul Shanklin’s very best, along with “Walking Around In Women’s Underwear.” ;o)

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL!

I crack up every time I hear Bwaney Fwank’s
“Banking Queen”, too !!!

[MeekOneGOP]

Mark Levin plays the “Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear”
around Christmas time.

He is a hoot !!

[dixiechick2000]

“Banking Queen” has been going through my head all day!

I couldn’t help it...I chuckled a few times.
Got some strange looks...;o)

[MeekOneGOP]

hahaha!

I found myself singin’ the lyrics today, too.

Bwaney Fwank is a real cartoon character !!

Reminds me of Elmew Fudd, ya know ??? :^D

[chemical_boy]

This story needs an accompanying porkuolus cartoon...Monkey throwing cash

[chemical_boy]

Ha, and there is an ad for getting $12,000 Stimulus checks right below the article