[OCCASparky]

This tape will come out right about the time I get my 13.5 million dollars (USD $13,500,000.00) from that Nigerian prince. Anyone got a credit card I can use—he’s asking for a “small processing fee”...

[jiggyboy]

Ask him if he will accept State of California Income Tax Refund IOUs.

[peace with honor]

wait a darn minute, I thought I WAS getting that money!!!!! I already sent in the processing fee and I was promised the dough!!

[Pistolshot]

My mom keeps getting a call from a player in Jamacia about sending her money. He calls about twice a month.

I told her next time, to tell the guy the bank is willing to lend her $10K to send to him, but she needs $1500 in cash from him to open the account.

I also suggested that since she is unsure of who he is, she should get some form of verification, like a video of him having "My friend is Sylvia" tattooed on his chest in 2 inch letter format.