[TheConservativeParty]

What’s it called when you fear having your in-laws come for a visit? They’re union liberals by the way, how my husband turned out conservative is a miracle. At my house on Christmas, I took out my latest gun purchase to show my Dad (conservative) and my Mother-in-Law says “you have a gun?”. Answer “I have 4”. M-in-L “Why?”. Answer “ because this is AMERICA that’s why.” I swear she has cotton candy for brains. Everytime the husband says “guess who’s coming to see you?” I get a twinge of panic. I guess that is a phobia!

[Antonello]

What’s it called when you fear having your in-laws come for a visit?

Sanity.

[BerryDingle]

Mother-in-Law says “you have a gun?”. Answer “I have 4”. M-in-L “Why?”. Answer “ because this is AMERICA that’s why.” I swear she has cotton candy for brains. Everytime the husband says “guess who’s coming to see you?” I get a twinge of panic.

Anti-gun people usually view themselves as _$$holes. That's why they don't want others to own guns. They're not necessarily afraid of guns as they will own one themselves, but hate responsible people who carry them.