***The Official Friday Silliness Thread***

[Rummyfan]

TOP FIFTY!!!!!

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS:
1. Quit smoking.
2. Lose twenty pounds.

Same as last year!!!!

[MeekMom]

Happy New Year Lucky!
Hope you had a happy Christmas too!
Thanks for today’s dose of sanity! I needed it! :)

((hugs))

[MeekMom]

this thread wouldn’t be complete without Cleese! Thanks friend! LOL

[MeekMom]

Hey Lady J!
Thanks for posting some serious silliness! :)

[Doogle]

hey, do hairless cats get the dry heaves?

[Lady Jag]

If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.

If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for:
1: All the Children of the world to sing together
2: $1,000,000 tax free

If I had 3 wishes this Christmas:
1: Kids singing together
2: $1,000,000 tax free per year for life
3: To have all encompassing power over the universe

If I had 4 wishes this Christmas:
1: The crap about the kids
2: $1,000,000
3: All encompassing power
4: 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by
   2 male models and, of course, my husband

Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible.  So, let's rearrange:
1: All encompassing power
2: The orgasm
3: The money

OH!  I forgot to strike down my enemies.  Okay, so we add that in.

Now, my wish this Christmas would be:

1: The power
2: To strike down my enemies, may they die like pigs in hell
3. The orgasm
4. The Money
5. And with my fifth wish this holiday season I would like for all the
   children of the world to join together in peace and love and sing
   in harmony.

[Lady Jag]

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[Lady Jag]

[MeekMom]

Too funny Lady J! LOL ((hugs darlin’))

[Lady Jag]

{{{MeekMom!!!}}}

[Loud Mime]

Your answer is half way through this video

[Loud Mime]

ping to above post

[Hyzenthlay]

1) Get a pet octopus

2) Eat less stale popcorn

3) Travel to France

4) Study forensics

5) Get in shape with Dance Dance Revolution

LOL... this is quite interesting. I think an octopus would be a great pet if you had the tank and such, I do eat a surprising amount of stale popcorn (really, don’t ask), I’m already studying forensics, and I actually own DDR and stay in shape by doing real dancing. The only thing is I could care less about traveling to France.

[BenLurkin]

[weegee]

Checking in!

[CSM]

Self ping for catch up reading.