[Hat-Trick]

I imagine JD’s first response to a “nice tits” comment would be “where, where!”, then comes the 5-iron after realizing the remark was for him.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Hah, good one.

You know, that photo of the scholar above. . . I can't read the Gaelic but I wonder if there's Jamieson's in those cannisters . . .