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To: babyfreep

On the first day of Kwanzaa
My true love said to me
"Aaack! I've been shot! Call 911!"

14 posted on 12/13/2008 8:45:38 PM PST by Texas Eagle (Who'll save the world from those who think only they can save it?. -- Ashleigh Brilliant)

To: Texas Eagle

LMAO!

23 posted on 12/13/2008 9:03:13 PM PST by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)

To: Texas Eagle

Right idea, way too toned down.

On da FIRST DAY a Kwanzaa
my ho-b1tch gave to me
A ‘notha Colt 40!

Here’s the twelve:

On da TWELF DAY a Kwanzaa
my ho-b1tch gave to me,

12 dirty mpegs
11 roaches swimming
10 hoochie mamas
9 phony lawsuits
8 HIV tests
7 broken fingers
6 hair extensions

5 golden teeth

4 calling cards
3 french fries
2 bastard kids

and anoth-a Colt 40!

WORD

30 posted on 12/13/2008 9:15:52 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)

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