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"Not Tonight, Honey" - Man Stabbed After Refusing Girlfriend
The Smoking Gun ^

Posted on 12/11/2008 1:02:45 PM PST by swordfishtrombone

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To: calex59

Do you have to find a willing woman each day or is there a group you have on hand?


41 posted on 12/11/2008 1:45:16 PM PST by Chickensoup (we owe HUSSEIN & Democrats the exact kind respect & loyalty that they showed us, Bush & Reagan)
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To: Chickensoup

computer burps

sorry


42 posted on 12/11/2008 1:46:58 PM PST by Chickensoup (we owe HUSSEIN & Democrats the exact kind respect & loyalty that they showed us, Bush & Reagan)
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To: swordfishtrombone
A three bagger, Mr. Waits. Horse-faced Ethel and her Marvelous Pigs in Satin.
43 posted on 12/11/2008 1:54:31 PM PST by 50sDad (-/\/\/\- Obama's coming; be a Resistor!)
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To: Chickensoup
Do you have to find a willing woman each day or is there a group you have on hand?

I have a steady GF who is willing about every day, sometimes she misses. However, if you have a pool of women I could pick from I would be happy to spread myself around.

44 posted on 12/11/2008 1:56:59 PM PST by calex59
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To: 50sDad
A three bagger, Mr. Waits. Horse-faced Ethel and her Marvelous Pigs in Satin.

Yodeling Elaine, Queen of the air... not far behind?

Well played, sir!

45 posted on 12/11/2008 2:00:48 PM PST by swordfishtrombone
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To: swordfishtrombone

what an attractive couple...


46 posted on 12/11/2008 2:06:49 PM PST by ConservativeDude
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To: calex59

I am sure that would thrill the GF

Actually she is very lucky. Most men seem to lose their impact after about 45


47 posted on 12/11/2008 2:17:56 PM PST by Chickensoup (we owe HUSSEIN & Democrats the exact kind respect & loyalty that they showed us, Bush & Reagan)
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To: calex59

Roger that! And, I’ve got some years on you.

Unfortunately — the skank in this story wouldn’t/couldn’t get the job done!


48 posted on 12/11/2008 2:22:18 PM PST by river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: Tamar1973

That’s what a hard life will do to you. If you look back at pictures of people from a long time ago, they often looked old in their 30’s and 40’s - we have it made today.


49 posted on 12/11/2008 2:31:10 PM PST by Paved Paradise
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To: Tamar1973

Whoa. The dude is a year older than me and looks old enough to be my father.


50 posted on 12/11/2008 7:29:01 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: swordfishtrombone
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

51 posted on 12/11/2008 7:42:51 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
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To: swordfishtrombone

I have to say potentially not guilty with the right clothing and makeup.


52 posted on 12/11/2008 7:56:58 PM PST by hout8475
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I have to say potentially not guilty with the right clothing and makeup.

I have to say it's time to visit your optometrist

53 posted on 12/11/2008 8:03:12 PM PST by swordfishtrombone
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To: Revolting cat!

Until she chases after you with a knife because you can’t force yourself to be in the mood.


54 posted on 12/11/2008 8:26:22 PM PST by Tamar1973 (Riding the Korean Wave, one Bae Yong Joon drama at a time!)
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To: swordfishtrombone

35/2 = 17.5

17.5 + 7 = 24.5

24.5 > 19

= FAIL


55 posted on 12/11/2008 8:29:00 PM PST by NMR Guy
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