Sigh, it would have to be a Beemer in the photo too.
A stock R1100S can run 120+ (with the bags on) all day long on the autobahn. Very stable yet responsive at speed it is.
So, the Hog Rider is waiting at the light, and a Beemer pulls up next to him.
The Beemer driver calls out: "Hey, you know what's the difference between Hoover and Harley?"
The Hog Rider is silent.
"With a Hoover, the dirt bag is on the inside. Haw haw haw!"
The Hog Rider shouts back: "Yeah? And you know what the difference is between a Beemer and a pineapple?"
The Beemer driver is silent.
"With a pineapple, the pricks are on the outside"
And he roars off.