Skip to comments.GEORGE BUSH AND CONSERVATIVES IS AN EVIL DEVIL! HE SHOULD NOT BE REECELCTED!!! [subliterate alert]
Posted on 09/19/2008 9:11:12 AM PDT by awildanimal
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“MY SISTER HAS A HIGH IQ”
Yeah? Apparently you don’t. I’ll bet your sister is a conservative...assuming she really has that high IQ.:)
Because you're a freaking loser. Put down the pipe, Tweaker, and go get a job. Even Obama won't give you free drugs. He'll make you pay for them.
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All right which one of you guys stole John Kerry and rigged the election?
That's easy, they go over to the public library and use the internet there. That's what I did when my connection was down, and thats what some of my friends do when in a pickle. Plus in a lot of libraries you find a lot of people like this troll, crazy bums, drug addicts, people with nothing better to do except play games and troll FR instead of working for a living. (of course they couldn't get hired anyways.)
Hell I figured this was just some DNC talking points.
Troll? I don’t think so.
Freeper goofing off? Yeah, I’d be willing to bet on it.
Excellent. Way to self-stereotype.
Can’t spell, can’t type, can’t punctuate. Can’t even regurgitate talking points in order.
Thanks for sharing.
MORE FRUSTRATED THAN LEGLESS ETHEOPIAN WATHCING DONUT ROLL DOWN HILL WHITE MAN BUILD.
” TAKING FROM THE POOR FOR BOMGING “ is my favorite line. Maybe ‘bomging’ can become a new Freeperism, like hugh and series.
I’m gonna go take a shower.
I wonder if we traced the IP address to some of these we might not find a bored freeper providing a public service for stress relief...
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Is that you Che?
ALL YOUR REVOLUTION ARE BELONG TO US
Off your meds and feeling stressed? Take a couple of these, dweeb, and call Obama in the morning.
Scott Ott, is that you? Ya need to lay off the bottle there...
Telling us how smart his sister is, was...well
I think it’s a kid who is probably at lunch in the computer lab.
Get back to your teleprompter, Obama. Vent someplace else.
Arrrgh matey, has it been a year? or does that happen every
Coffee in Keyboard alert!
< Mermaidman voice > “EEEEEVIL!” < /Mermaidman voice >
So when does this guy have a feast day? I think it would make an excellent holiday here on freerepublic, the feast of st. Zoticus, Feeder of orphans, Zotter of dummies!
In befort the zot.
Borkifying some trolls post is mocking it.
I also do not appreciate profanity in private messages.
In before the Zot
C'mon, man. We just borrowed him for a while.
They really should keep Obama away from a computer. He’s giving away his plans before the election.
ROTFLMFAO!! This is the most hysterically funny thing I’ve read in several months.
BTW, you freeloading bastard, you take care of your own problems. They’re your responsibility. Yours and yours alone.
Let me guess. You’re an Obama supporter. Geez. How did I know.
Ahhh, shucks, after the ZOT. I do like the line about how his sister is real smart... my sister bit a moose once and see how that worked its way into this song below.
Here’s my standard Zotbait post:
Sung to the tune of Oh! Susanna, dont you cry for me. .... Oh, no Bama, please dont lie to me... for Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | Im goin to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.
I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, Im coming for the truth | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
I fight in my pajamas, | Its plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnors family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When Juan makes history. | Well, JimRob knows shell pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then Ill look all round, | And when I find his birth record, | Ill fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeperll surely die, | And when Im dead and buried, | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you cry for me; | Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
Borkification. Got it.
You shouldn’t hold back so much, come on, let it out once in awhile. They say its good for you.
And yes, before anyone says it, I know that I'm stating the obvious. ;)
Obama, its gotta be you, is this what you mean by getting in our faces?
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