GEORGE BUSH AND CONSERVATIVES IS AN EVIL DEVIL! HE SHOULD NOT BE REECELCTED!!! [subliterate alert]

[The Unknown Republican]

“MY SISTER HAS A HIGH IQ”

Yeah? Apparently you don’t. I’ll bet your sister is a conservative...assuming she really has that high IQ.:)

[Hoffer Rand]

ROFLMAO

[VeniVidiVici]

I BEEN LIVING IN POVERTY FOR 10 YEARS!

Because you're a freaking loser. Put down the pipe, Tweaker, and go get a job. Even Obama won't give you free drugs. He'll make you pay for them.

[kenth]

KILL! KILL! KILL! THE CONSERVATIVES!! THEY MUST ALL DIE! CONSERVATIVES ARE HATERS!

So much to mock, so little time...

[Interesting Times]

This post cries out to be Elmerized.

GEOWGE BUSH IS EVIW!!! CONSEWVATIVES AWE EVIW!!!! CONSEWVATIVES AWE STEAWING FOOD AND MONEY FWOM BABIES AND CHIWDWEN AND GIVING DEN TO WICH WACIST NAZIS IN GOVNEWMENT!! DEY AWE STAWTING HOWOCAUSTS AGAINST MINOWITES WOMEN AND DE POOW!! DEY HATE DE POOW AND TAKE FWOM DEM AND GIVE IT TO DE WICH!!! CONSEWVATIVES AWE NAZIS!! MY SISTEW HAS A HIGH IQ! ~!! CONSEWVAITIVES AWE BOMBING CHIWDWEN IN IWAK AND IWAN!! DEY AWE KIWWING BABIES BECAUSE DEY AWE NOT WHITE AND WICH WIKE DE CONSEWVATIVES AWE!!! DEY AWE AWW WACIST AND EVIW!! CONSEWVATIVES AWE STAWTING WAWS AND WYING AGAINST EVEWYDING IN DEWE IS!! AWW DE CONSEWVATIVES AND DE WEPUBWICANS AWE MUWDEWEWS AND EVIW!! DEY AWE TAKING OUW MONEY AND GIVING IT TO ISWAEW TO MUWDEW PEOPWE DEWE AS WEWW! TAKING FWOM DE POOW FOW BOMGING! DE CAPITAWISTS AWE AWW NAZIS! DEY AWE USING DE BOWDEWS TO COWAW DE WOWKEWS AND TO STOP DE WOWKEWS FWOM WEAVING POVEWTY AND KEEP DEM POOW! MAKE DEM STAWVE! BECAUSE JOHN KEWWY WAS STOWEN AND DE EWECTION WAS WIGGED! WE DONT WANT ANOPDEW TEWM FOW BUSH! AWW YOU CONSEWVATIVES AND NAZIS!! YOU CONSEWVATIVES AWE AWW STEAWING AND KIWWING EVEWYONE! SHAME! YTOU WICH BASTAWDS SHOUWD BE DIED!! YOU AWWAYS KIWW PEOPWE AND STEAW!! CONSEWVAITVES BEWIEVE IN GOD! OH MY GOD YOU AWE STUPID! DEWE IS NO GOD! GOD WAS INVENTED TO CONTWOW EVEWYONE AND MAKE WAWS!! DE WEPUBWICANS AWE WESPONSIBWE!! ITS DIEW FAUWTS!! DAMN CONSEWVATIVES DAMN EVIW NAZIS! I BEEN WIVING IN POVEWTY FOW 10 YEAWS! AWW BECAUSE OF BUSH AND DE GOP!! DE GOP STEAWS DEY TAKE MY HOME AND GIVE IT WHITE MAN!! DEY GIVE EVEWYDING AWAY TO DE WICH MAN!! YOU CONSEWVATIVES SUK!! OH MY GOD YOU CONSEWVATIVE FASCISTS SUK!! YOU MUWDEW PEOPWE EVEWYWHEWE!!! DONT WISTEN TO DE GOP WE GOT TO HAVE OBAMA SAVE US AWW FWOM FASCISTS NAZIS AND MUWDEWEWS!!! DE CONSEWVATIVES BOMBED WUSSIA AND WE MUST BWING BACK WUSSIA AND WE MUST BWING BACK CHINA AND KIWW! KIWW! KIWW! DE CONSEWVATIVES!! DEY MUST AWW DIE! CONSEWVATIVES AWE HATEWS! YOU AWE AWW HATEWS! AWW YOUW MONEY SHOUWD BE TAKEN AWAY AND GIVEN TO DE POOW!! WONG WIVE DE WEVOWUTION!!!

[BulletBobCo]

[eXe]

Wow my first IBTZ! :)

[beckysueb]

BECAUSE JOHN KERRY WAS STOLEN AND THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED!

All right which one of you guys stole John Kerry and rigged the election?

[mainestategop]

If you’ve been living in poverty for the last ten years, how do you afford a computer and the internet?

That's easy, they go over to the public library and use the internet there. That's what I did when my connection was down, and thats what some of my friends do when in a pickle. Plus in a lot of libraries you find a lot of people like this troll, crazy bums, drug addicts, people with nothing better to do except play games and troll FR instead of working for a living. (of course they couldn't get hired anyways.)

[penelopesire]

LOL

[enduserindy]

Hell I figured this was just some DNC talking points.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Troll? I don’t think so.

Freeper goofing off? Yeah, I’d be willing to bet on it.

[Egon]

Excellent. Way to self-stereotype.

Can’t spell, can’t type, can’t punctuate. Can’t even regurgitate talking points in order.

[pgkdan]

Ahh...another intellectual treatise from our friend from the left side of the universe.

Thanks for sharing.

[Patas]

MORE FRUSTRATED THAN LEGLESS ETHEOPIAN WATHCING DONUT ROLL DOWN HILL WHITE MAN BUILD.

[Terabitten]

” TAKING FROM THE POOR FOR BOMGING “ is my favorite line. Maybe ‘bomging’ can become a new Freeperism, like hugh and series.

I’m gonna go take a shower.

[Abathar]

I wonder if we traced the IP address to some of these we might not find a bored freeper providing a public service for stress relief...

[LonePalm]

Read the original post for a humorous, delusional rant.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[JerseyDvl]

Is that you Che?

[EdReform]

ALL YOUR REVOLUTION ARE BELONG TO US

[webschooner]

Off your meds and feeling stressed? Take a couple of these, dweeb, and call Obama in the morning.

[Paradox]

Scott Ott, is that you? Ya need to lay off the bottle there...

[mainestategop]

I think i found our troll over hereWARNING! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!

[CindyDawg]

Telling us how smart his sister is, was...well
I think it’s a kid who is probably at lunch in the computer lab.

[Jagdgewehr]

Get back to your teleprompter, Obama. Vent someplace else.

[jusduat]

Arrrgh matey, has it been a year? or does that happen every
Friday?

[ninergold3]

Coffee in Keyboard alert!

[hiredhand]

We know your account was banned...perhaps you're still lurking? :-)

ZOT!


We hope you enjoyed the ride while you were here at FreeRepublic!




We know how you must be feeling right about now. :-) ...

[shibumi]

< Mermaidman voice > “EEEEEVIL!” < /Mermaidman voice >

[mainestategop]

St Zoticus, feeder of children, zotter of trolls!

So when does this guy have a feast day? I think it would make an excellent holiday here on freerepublic, the feast of st. Zoticus, Feeder of orphans, Zotter of dummies!

[beckysueb]

In befort the zot.

[bigjoesaddle]

[xDGx]

Borkifying some trolls post is mocking it.

I also do not appreciate profanity in private messages.

[Obadiah]

awildanimial

[MattMa]

In before the Zot

[Interesting Times]

All right which one of you guys stole John Kerry and rigged the election?

C'mon, man. We just borrowed him for a while.

[Alouette]

lame.

[tcrlaf]

YOU CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL STEALING AND KILLING EVERYONE! SHAME! YTOU RICH BASTARDS SHOULD BE DIED!! Libs call this "Change You Damn Well Better Believe In"

[DJ MacWoW]

They really should keep Obama away from a computer. He’s giving away his plans before the election.

[Liberty Valance]

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

ib4tz>/p<

[floozy22]

I n
B efore
T he
Z ot

[abigailsmybaby]

ROTFLMFAO!! This is the most hysterically funny thing I’ve read in several months.

BTW, you freeloading bastard, you take care of your own problems. They’re your responsibility. Yours and yours alone.

Let me guess. You’re an Obama supporter. Geez. How did I know.

[Kevmo]

Ahhh, shucks, after the ZOT. I do like the line about how his sister is real smart... my sister bit a moose once and see how that worked its way into this song below.

Here’s my standard Zotbait post:

Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” .... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When Juan makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30

[Nachum]

Borkification. Got it.

[thatjoeguy]

You shouldn’t hold back so much, come on, let it out once in awhile. They say its good for you.

[Kellykoop]

Anyone else see the irony of this...ahem...person telling us that conservatives are haters, yet he/she thinks all conservatives should die. Ahh..liberal "logic".

And yes, before anyone says it, I know that I'm stating the obvious. ;)

[Bringbackthedraft]

Obama, its gotta be you, is this what you mean by getting in our faces?

[Army Air Corps]

You’ve been freebasing your mommy’s zoloft again haven’t you?

Good one!