Ouch, New Stungun Tested by My Wife..On Me

Cheetah Stunguns ^ | freeplancer

[OB1kNOb]

Has your wife quit ROFLHAO yet? Seriesly, what brand and model?

[Arrowhead1952]

NEXT TIME YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT... Please post a warning! I laughed so hard

Sorry 'bout that. This part had me close to peeing. Guess cats know better.

I’m sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, ‘ don’t do it dipshit,’

[Doohickey]

I hope you had her hold your beer too.

[MeekOneGOP]

Don't taze me, Bro Wifey !!!!

[hoagy62]

Thanks! I NEEDED a laugh today! That was frikkin’ HILARIOUS!!!

[Ransomed]

What was it like when you got hit by the puke laser?

Freegards

[Slings and Arrows]

Merely a mating ritual in some circles.

Nice to see that the Klingons are keeping up with the times.

[Danae]

You crazy Bugger!

[Danae]

I forgot to add: “DON’T TAZE ME BRO!”

[Danae]

ROFL.....

Oh I needed a good laugh this morning!

LOL THANK YOU for posting that!

[Scythian]

I would have never done that man, you’re nutz !!!!

[Arrowhead1952]

U R Welcome! I had a hard time posting that because I was laughing so hard.

[Lady Jag]

[PeterPrinciple]

Note: If you ever feel compelled to ‘mug’ yourself with a TASER, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.

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That is why electric fences cycle, gives you a chance to let go......................

[Little Ray]

You really, really love her, doncha?

[Arrowhead1952]

I grew up on a farm in central Texas and I do know about electric fences. They are not friendly to you when you have bare feet in wet grass. I KNOW.

[fredhead]

I too have been gassed. In Navy boot camp. They had us put on gas masks and march into a building filled with tear gas. Then they had us REMOVE the gas masks and hold them over our heads while we marched around the inside of the building. They didn’t let us out until everyone got quiet.

[Species8472]

Anyone have a stungun or tazer story

I know an Alaska State Trooper that tried a tazer out on his 11 year old son...............

[forkinsocket]

ufff that’s hardcore. Mine were by accident. In Peru we were in a car & found ourselves too close to a riot at a university that had spilled into the streets. In Lebanon, I was by myself & just in the city to buy something. I decided to cut through a protest & it turned rowdy as I was pushing my way through the crowd. Gas was unleashed & everyone started running.

[thefactor]

sorry that some of the freepers around here are getting so freaked out and are telling you that you could have died. it's silly.

i do not know your physical condition, but the chances of dying from a taze is very very very low. the people who die from it get tazed an extraordinary amount of times (usually due to drugs in their system. they will not stay down), or a bad heart condition.

i have seen many people tazed in real world conditions and i have yet to see any who weren't fine after 10 minutes.

people around here don't realize that the media only reports people who die from tazing (or traffic stops resulting in tazing). so it sounds like a ton of people die from it. but the opposite is true. it is a relatively safe less-than-lethal option for police and would-be victims.