Posted on 09/05/2008 11:37:59 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network
OK I've got one. I'm one of those people.
Proudly. Proclaiming my support for Sarah Palin.
You can tell when you're sporting a statement of some sort, wheter it's impacting. For a couple days, mostly it's been registering complete blanks.
I concluded, other drivers confused "Palin" with some Indian casino, or perhaps an illegal alien advocate Spanish-language dj, named for Tweetie Bird.
Palin isn't a candidate.
She's a groudswell, just beginning to register at the USGS.
Richter, yet to be determined...
What does the bumper sticker say? Who’s commenting on it?
Where did you get the sticker?
Do we go online and order them?
You know, it’s really not fair.
McCain has two candidates on his ticket people are voting for.
Obama only has the one.
I figure McCain and Obama will get about the same number of votes. It will be close between those two.
Palin, however, will get tens of millions of votes of her own.
It ain’t even gonna be close.
Do you have a jpg/image of the sticker at least?
Oh, you’re forgetting about the state of Delaware...
BWAHAHAHA.
Yeah, that’s my point.
You’re voting for Palin.
Others will be voting for McCain.
Many will vote for Obama.
Ain’t nobody voting for Biden.
So McCain-Palin are ganging up 2-to-1 on Obama.
And from the looks of it, Palin can beat him up all by herself.
Inkjet printers are your friend. :)
Pull up any Palin thread.
Find an image you like. Save it.
Shut off your PC. Go to Office Depot. Buy “bumper stickers” stock. Then go to any hardware store, and buy a can of clear spray paint.
Go back home. Drop your favorite Palin bumper sticker image, onto a document.
Now, the next step, is important: You only get a few of the bumper sticker papers in a pack for about $10. Don’t waste them testing.
Print your document on plain paper. Before you hit the print key, make a mark on your paper, to indicate which side is “up”.
Then print.
Now — compare your test paper, to your bumper sticker.
If it lines up to the paper format, be sure to compare the “this side up” mark, and load your bumper sticker to print.
Print it. Cut to fit, as needed.
Now, go outside. Put your newly-minted bumper sticker, on a newspaper.
Spray it with your clear spraypaint.
That’s it. You may be genuinely surprized how easy it is.
(have even had fleeting fantasies of opening a bumper sticker business...)
Then: GO!
The bumper sticker stock is exactly that flexible, removable rubberized stock you’re familiar with - which can be peeled right back off, if you find an even better Palin sticker idea, later...
So. What are you waiting for?
I wore my McCain/Palin shirt to Starbucks today. I got a lot of stares and the goth chick at the counter seemed upset but no one said anything.
Im going to make a ‘Nope’ shirt and ware that one to Powell’s Books. Its going to be more fun than when I asked them for ‘Unfit For Command’
That wasn’t disapproval you noticed from the goth “Barrista”.
That was fear.
Shortly after delivering your Frappachino, she became so disoriented she accidentally swallowed her tongue piercing.
PS: For the record, I’m not advocating copyright infringement...
Please be sure the image you print on your home printer, is open source.
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I'll never get coffee at Starbucks....I don't like being served by anyone with a brand-new lip ring or tongue piercing.
bump
With the biggest grin I could muster, I said, "Nice bumper sticker." She knew I was being sarcastic and returned with, "I know. Isn't it awful? On the top of my hubbie's "honey do" list this weekend it to scrape it off and replace it with a McCain/Palin."
It took a second for me to regain my composure and I said "Wow that's quite a switch." She admitted that her family was "blown out of the water by Palin" ... I'm hoping this is not an exception .... hehehe!
Thanks for that tip. I;m bookmatrking.
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