The environmental pope has ordered hot weather for the rat convention. He has decreed that the snow in the mountains must melt and the sun must shine for the chosen one. The pope and chosen one are punishing us for recent polls suggesting that rats may not dominate in November. First we had a new record for consecutive days at 90 or above. Now we have a record cold snap. The DNC is our chance for salvation.
It will be a wonderful testament to global warming to see all the worshipers at Invesco @ Mile High freezing and bundled up during the messiah’s sermon on the 50 yard line.
As soon as the sun goes down and if there’s a breeze, Invesco can get pretty cold.