Dang, you are talking about Reelfoot Lake.
The bluegills there will give you a broken shoulder.
Don’t EVEN ASK about the kamikazi ducks. They’ll really mess you up (LOL).
You have to be tough to live there, and assimilate. There ain’t no such thing as pretensions there.
And they don’t sell fried crappie anymore. Well, maybe some of them folks do, they’ve been known to buck the system (LOL).