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Years ago, I worked Saturday nights for a fast food joint in Austin. We were closed, but we had the drive up window open while we cleaned the place. A guy walked up the drive through lane, took out a machete, and demanded the money. He was standing in the middle of the lane. I guess he wanted to be sure that I saw the machete.

So I closed the window and bolted it.

He shouted, “You can't do that!” and started slapping the window with his open hand. I think he even dropped the machete as he slapped the glass, screaming at me to open the window.

I managed to stop pointing laughing long enough to ask the other guy to call the police, but Einstein ran away before they arrived.

[12Gauge687]

It’s always good to know there really are nimrods out there who qualify for the Darwin Awards or who make it to “Cops.”