[Harmless Teddy Bear]

We grew up thinking of June Cleaver, and later Carol Brady, as substitute mothers: women like our own moms, but just a bit more patient, a bit more understanding.

We did?

Sorry, some of us lived on planet Reality rather then TV land.

Neither June nor Carol could touch my mom and if you grew up thinking actresses were better then yours there was something severely wrong in your home.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Neither June nor Carol could touch my mom and if you grew up thinking actresses were better then yours there was something severely wrong in your home.

Or you were very lucky...