There’s a trail ‘round back, but you are not allowed to go there.
Two true ones (my wife was a tour guide in the BH):
1: What do you do with Mt Rushmore in the winter time? “We put it in Rushmore Cave.”
2: A lady from the east coast accosted my wife demanding to see a dangeroo on the Custer State Park wildlife loop. My (then teenaged) wife looked at her and politely said “What the hell are you talking about?” Old lady from the east coast, “The sign said Buffalo and Dangeroo, I want to see a Dangeroo, dammit.” My wife responded “You read the sign wrong lady. It said Buffalo are Dangerous.”
Two true ones (my wife was a tour guide in the BH):
1: What do you do with Mt Rushmore in the winter time? “We put it in Rushmore Cave.”
2: A lady from the east coast accosted my wife demanding to see a dangeroo on the Custer State Park wildlife loop. My (then teenaged) wife looked at her and politely said “What the hell are you talking about?” Old lady from the east coast, “The sign said Buffalo and Dangeroo, I want to see a Dangeroo, dammit.” My wife responded “You read the sign wrong lady. It said Buffalo are Dangerous.”