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Instead of ring, bride gets handcuffs
AP via Yahoo! ^ | 3/20/8

Posted on 03/20/2008 3:45:24 PM PDT by SmithL

GERING, Neb. - Instead of a wedding ring, one Scottsbluff bride found herself in handcuffs. Scotts Bluff County deputies arrested 31-year-old Dianne Carnes on Tuesday afternoon, just after her courthouse wedding was to have started.

Her offense? Officials say a day earlier, Carnes threatened a woman who served on the jury of her felony driving under license suspension trial. Prosecutors say Carnes was caught driving last year while her license was suspended for a drunken driving conviction. Carnes was found guilty of driving under suspension Monday.

Officials say an arrest warrant was issued Monday for Carnes after she threatened the juror.

Meanwhile, Carnes had called a county clerk to schedule her wedding for the next day, and was arrested in front of her wedding party when she showed up for the ceremony.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: kinkyhoneymoonalert; shotgunwedding

1 posted on 03/20/2008 3:45:25 PM PDT by SmithL
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...and this is my ball-&-chain?


2 posted on 03/20/2008 3:45:57 PM PDT by SmithL (Reject Obama's Half-Vast Wright-Wing Conspiracy)
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To: SmithL

I spent a week in Gering one day..


3 posted on 03/20/2008 3:49:36 PM PDT by cardinal4
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Funny, when I got married, it was me that got the handcuffs.

Rimshot!!


4 posted on 03/20/2008 3:50:19 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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To: SmithL

Funny, when I got married, it was me that got the handcuffs.

Rimshot!!


5 posted on 03/20/2008 3:50:40 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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Were you married twice?


6 posted on 03/20/2008 4:04:00 PM PDT by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
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To: raybbr

How did you know?


7 posted on 03/21/2008 8:32:46 AM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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How did you know?

Since you posted the same thing twice I just figured...

8 posted on 03/21/2008 2:45:47 PM PDT by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
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To: SmithL

I don’t know any brides who got handcuffs on their wedding day, although I do know one who got a silver bondage collar


9 posted on 03/21/2008 2:49:52 PM PDT by PapaBear3625
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To: PapaBear3625

This thread has evolved to the point where any further claims must be accompanied by photographic proof!


10 posted on 03/21/2008 3:19:42 PM PDT by SmithL (Reject Obama's Half-Vast Wright-Wing Conspiracy)
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To: raybbr

“Since you posted the same thing twice I just figured...”

Ooops, sorry. That was one of those delayed things when the ISP slows down and then gives me a message that the server is down, etc. , so you go back and try and resend and it’s too late because the first one has already gone through and been posted and you end up looking like a narcissist for posting twice.

I’m sorry.

But both wives wanted me in handcuffs and not for fun stuff.


11 posted on 03/21/2008 5:37:06 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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