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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Fox News ^
| Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Posted on 03/19/2008 10:13:38 AM PDT by Sopater
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: freepun; germany; uk
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Whe she's done, she'll have money coming out of the "wazoo".
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:13:38 AM PDT
by
Sopater
To: Sopater
Sort of reminds me of what is going to happen in the USA next January 20.
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:15:18 AM PDT
by
Radix
(Sarcasm? Yeah we got that too!)
To: Sopater
I’m surprised that the first thread is still up....
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:17:00 AM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Carry Daily. Apply Sparingly.)
To: Radix
"Sort of reminds me of what is going to happen in the USA next January 20." I agree...no matter who of the three win the election.
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:18:17 AM PDT
by
blam
(Secure the border and enforce the law)
To: Sopater
Wow! She sure woke up to a pain in the arse!
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:19:55 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(The Presidential election is a race to the bottom. Which Party will out stupid the other to lose ?)
To: Sopater
She ought to tear that doctor a new... well...
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:20:04 AM PDT
by
Sloth
(Senator He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, D - Illinois)
To: Sopater; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
But I thought Heather Mills ripped Macca a new one??
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:21:30 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Ich bin ein Bum-inner)
To: Sopater
I wonder what the woman who needed a new anus got ?
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:21:32 AM PDT
by
PLMerite
("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
To: Sopater
Socialized medicine strikes again.
In the US, we only amputate the wrong leg.
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:24:07 AM PDT
by
Mr. Brightside
(Michael Reagan: My Dad Would Back McCain http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1970504/posts)
To: Sopater
Gives “Getting reamed” new meaning.
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:24:51 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: Sopater
First Elliot Spitzer and now this. Another tragic waste of a perfectly good a$$hole.
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:24:52 AM PDT
by
gundog
(John McCain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:25:16 AM PDT
by
Sopater
(A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left. ~ Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Sopater
She got "The Double Barrell."
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:26:40 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: PLMerite
A brand new John Thomas.
I guess the surgeon is one of those guys who couldn’t find his ass with both hands.
He doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:28:15 AM PDT
by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; WhistlingPastTheGraveyard
Ping!
This poor woman will be the butt of many jokes.
It does remind me of the story not long ago about what happens when you turn the Microsoft Zune logo upside down, though:
Rorhshach alert: what do YOU see?
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:33:37 AM PDT
by
cgk
(Checkers Speech 08: Nixon didn't give the dog back, why should Obama give up his preacher? - Lowry)
To: Sopater
The doctor’s lawyer will tell her to shove it up her a$$ holes.
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:37:26 AM PDT
by
Mr. Brightside
(Michael Reagan: My Dad Would Back McCain http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1970504/posts)
To: garyhope
I guess the surgeon is one of those guys who couldn’t find his ass with both hands. He doesn’t know his ass from his elbow. That medical team sure made asses of themselves, didn't they?
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:37:36 AM PDT
by
cgk
(Checkers Speech 08: Nixon didn't give the dog back, why should Obama give up his preacher? - Lowry)
To: Sopater
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:40:21 AM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Carry Daily. Apply Sparingly.)
To: PLMerite
I wonder what the woman who needed a new anus got ? A third leg?
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:46:45 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Famous moments in history: March 18th, 2008 “I have a bridge (to sell you)...” - Barack H. Obama)
To: cgk
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posted on
03/19/2008 10:49:55 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(I'M NOT DEAD YET!)
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