[RepublitarianRoger2]

I don’t even want to think about how one goes about having sex with a bike.

And I’ll refrain from making jokes about chains, banana seats, lubricants and pumping the tires.

[fishhound]

“And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.”

WTF

Is that like “i like to’ear the sound of two bricks smashin together” from monty python

[dayglored]

> I don’t even want to think about how one goes about having sex with a bike.

Then think about this:

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

FISH <==> BICYCLE SEX.

Look, I told you not to think about it...